Get Your Spin on in this Whirling Tea Party!
Feel like sitting down to a nice, civilized cup of tea? Enter the pavilion for a tea party that will be anything but civilized! This spinning, whirling, roundabout disorienting ride will have you seeing double! Climb into one of the oversized, ornately decorated teacups with several friends. Everything is beautifully painted in Wonderland style and all the cups are gathered around an enormous teapot in the center. But be warned, these are no ordinary teacups, and they’re anything but delicate!
Party people, you’re in for a triple-spinning-action treat! Each group of three cups spins scrumptiously in a circle, then the whole floor turns around the center. If that’s still not enough spin for you, grab the wheel in front of you and give it a twist to make your cup spin a little faster. That’s like a spin on top of a spin on top of a spin! The faster you turn the wheel, the faster you rotate. Soon you’ll be revolving in circles so fast you won’t know your left from your right. Feeling a little dizzy? It’s very difficult to maintain sophisticated tea party manners under these conditions. We suggest you do what comes naturally—just hang on and have fun!
Hold on tight as you will experience a sinking, lurking feeling in the pit of your stomach as the clown misfits of mayhem take control.
The room is dark and quiet. All you hear is the sound of your own heartbeat and rapid breath. You have no idea where you are. All you can do is sit and wait in anticipation for what is to come. Suddenly, in the distance, maniacal laughter fills the air, and it hits you…the clown misfits of Demon District have lured you into their latest contraption.
The air begins to fill with fog, and bright flashing lights cut through the dark. The contraction starts to spin, and with each rotation, you are driven further and further into madness. Delirium sets in, and you commence laughing in spite of yourself.
Soon, your laughter has joined the chorus of the crazed clowns. Their contraption has done its job…you are now one of them!
What do you think?